Chavez

Congrats to you and your wife and new baby DP! You’re gonna have to buy a shotgun to keep all the young fellers away! Before you know it, we’ll all be seeing pics of you pushing her into her first wave!

That amendment’s been pretty much worthless since the Civil War.

Chavez 2020.

Write me in boys, I’m up for the job. My platform you ask? Here goes:

Bring back carpet bombing. Name the place. Name the time. It’s on. Bring back the draft. The younger generation is way too soft. That’ll toughen em up. Weed? Legal everywhere. duh. All peoples here that should not be here will be rounded up and shipped out. By the…[Read more]

I used a sick day yesterday. The waves were anywhere from knee to waist high. Next to no wind. It was damn near 60 degrees, the water actually felt refreshing. On January 15th! Sunny day. Only two other guys out from 5th to 7th in OCNJ. I’ll take that any day of the week.

I’ve only surfed once in the past two months due to hunting taking up all my free time and work. I’m chomping at the bit. I might play hooky and go tomorrow if anything is left. Moving further away from the ocean has made me all the more stoked to go when I can.

Plus you were missing my point when you said it takes one to win the other. You have to win the popular vote in enough STATES to get 270. You can win CA, NY, Ill, NE, NJ, and a couple other states and have literally the same amount of national popular votes as the guy who wins all the other states and takes the election.

It doesn’t matter if you get 271 or 489. A win is win. It goes in the ‘W’ column. Why does it have to be landslide? This country is too divided for there ever to be a landslide. Respectfully yours,

Professor Emeritus Chavez.

On that note, I don’t understand how a Democrat could ever lose a presidential election. I mean, you are gifted the Electoral votes from CA, NY, NJ, Illinois, almost all of NE, the rest of the West Coast, and most elections, PA and VA. That Clinton lady with the cankles and cross-eyed look must have been a real dog….

Trump won the popular vote in enough STATES to win their ELECTORAL votes. With the required ELECTORAL votes, he won the presidency. The NATIONAL popular vote doesn’t mean squat. See, that’s how presidents get elected in the US of A. ELECTORAL votes. Say it with me: ELECTORAL votes. Even the Political Science correspondence course I took in the…[Read more]

I normally don’t get involved in this stuff but two things I saw the past two days (while out of work getting a colonoscopy) gave me cause for concern for what democrats are doing. The first thing was in new Jersey. A liberal congressman has introduced a bill that would give the State the ability to FORCE kids to get vaccinated. Parents would have…[Read more]

Yeah, that’s my wife. When I’m home alone with some hand lotion and a sweat sock.

Yep. Try working two jobs while trying to raise three boys (two are now pretty much adults) that all have at least partially inherited a gene from me that causes complete stupidity and outright outlaw behavior. A BJ??? How about a friggin back rub now and then…

Agree with the Starfish on this one. I’ll have to ask her for permission to post one of her pics on here. If I post one without her consent she’ll be pissed. I don’t want her to bring out the strap-on. Again….

I forget where I got this picture from ( I didn’t take it) but this was after the storm that created the new inlet in between Pea Island and Rodanthe. Looks like a dead Sand Tiger but I’m not 100% sure.

Found this cool picture from almost 6 years ago to the day. South end OCNJ. The old pier pilings and the rocks are now gone.

The great Oglala Lakota warrior Crazy Horse never had his picture taken. He said, “Why would I allow my spirit to be captured in the white man’s black box?” I adhered to his credo for a very long time. But recently I have allowed a couple pictures to be taken of me. Here’s two of them:

Starfish made fun of my hat but it keeps the melanoma off…[Read more]

Actually my name is Dave. I’m late of Seaville, NJ, now living in a town called Downingtown in PA. I’m 56, I enjoy perusing Asian dating sites. When I was a yoot, I lived in PR and NC for a time as well as a shithole called Darby in PA while my pops worked at the Philly Navy Yard. I grew up surfing, and continue to surf in Sea Isle City, NJ. It is…[Read more]

I’m Abe Froman, the sausage king of Chicago.

Merry fucking Christmas you dirty bastids….