Chavez

Right now Bryce Harper is at home crying. But he’s crying whilst taking a bath in gold coins in his solid gold bathtub.

He sucked. He was two steps behind the Vikings TE all day. That, and the stupid comment.

Dude, they were horrible yesterday as were the Cowgirls. The division winner might finish 8-8. Eagles D-backs are awful. They should win the division but they will get shredded in the playoffs. I’m making the early call and saying that Kid Rock’s Seahawks win the NFC and will play the (throws up in mouth) Patriots in the Super Bowl.

Keep fighting you dirty ole bastid!

I have a board I’ve ridden consistently since 2004. If it gets a pressure ding or crack, I fix it. It’s never had any serious damage and it hasn’t gotten ‘water logged’ and it’s a WRV of all things.

Sunday looks like the clean up day down this end of the Garden State. Gonna try to get one more session in with Starfish before he heads back to the Island.

I mean, look at these dudes…

I think it was the old Spiderman cartoon from the mid/late 60’s with all it’s crazy psychedelia that turned me into a drug-addled moron.

No, I think the way he plays is reckless. He will get hurt. Look at how many QBs are already knocked out this year. Because every team wants that scrambling, mobile QB. Why have Brees (until now) and Brady (only one missed season) lasted so long and been so successful? Because they stay in the pocket! They don’t try to force or prolong plays.…[Read more]

Got out yesterday morning around 9 AM, mid tide incoming. My spot usually starts to get too deep at that point but this swell had the juice. So much juice that it was closing out still. I had to wait for the tide to come up more but if I waited too long the S winds were gonna chop it up worse than it already was. The inside was a gnarled…[Read more]

Philly Special (drops mic and walks off stage)

Winds look shatty all week tho. Maybe Tuesday AM they may let up in these here parts….

^^Me and my two youngest sons…

“If there’s one thing in this world I hate, it’s an unlocked footlocker. You know that don’t you Private Pyle!?!”

“Sir, yes sir!”

“There’d be no thievery in this world if it wasn’t for dickheads like you!”

“Sir, yes sir!”